Ohh, yeah!
♪ Powerpuff girls fighting crime ♪
♪ To save the world before bedtime ♪
♪ Here's the time to shine when you're fighting crime ♪
♪ Power it up ♪ ♪ Who's got the power? ♪
♪ We got the power ♪
♪ Breaking through the wall, gonna do it all ♪
♪ We don't quit ♪ ♪ Who's got the power? ♪
♪ We got the power ♪
Oh! Yeah!
Guys! You got to help me!
Aah! Aah! Aah!
They're after me! Aah!
Donny, what's the matter?
No time to explain.
Take only what's important to you...
Like this used tissue or this flashlight
or this second-place macaroni sculpture.
Okay, Donny, deep breaths.
Just tell us who's after you.
Oh, nobody...
Just the most dangerous force in all of Unicorn Land!
Donny, stop.
There's no reason to panic.
Except every reason!
Quick, start running in circles and screaming.
♪
Well, whatever happened, you're safe now.
You're with the Powerpuff Girls.
Whew. You're probably right.
I was worried they followed me here,
but now I realize there's no way
they could possibly figure out that I came here
to hide with my BFF, Bubbles,
at the only place I know outside Unicorn Land.
I'm safe... probably forever.
Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
Sugar.
Spice.
Everything nice.
Wimp.
Target acquired.
Donny the unicorn, prepare to be destroyed!
That's him!
He's the one who's been chasing me!
Ooh, I like his jacket.
You know, I said the exact same thing
when I first saw him, and I got to tell you...
Hey, Robodork!
If you want Donny,
you're gonna have to go through us.
That won't be a problem.
You can run, but you...
Good idea! Let's run!
Dog pile!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Ugh, what happened?
Where are we?
Bowling!
Donny, I didn't know you could teleport.
Yeah, I can teleport lots of places,
just as long as they're bowling alleys.
I call the piggy ball!
Ooh, let me polish it up with Mr. Used Tissue.
That's why it pays to pack the essentials.
No bowling!
Way to run away, Blockhead!
Now the robot thinks we're wusses.
Why you got to be such a chicken?
I'm not a chicken.
I just have chicken-like qualities.
Donny, it's time to tell us what's going on.
All right.
But you better go to the bathroom now...
I don't want to have to stop my story in the middle.
Tell us already!
Okay, okay.
It all started back in Unicorn Land.
♪ Unicorn Land ♪
My buds and I were playing Frolic Ball.
Come on, people, let me see some frolicking out there.
Oh, I got it!
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, I... ♪
Ooh.
Oh, no.
The ball went into the Ancient Cursed Dark Forest of Darkness.
I'll get it!
All right, ball, I'm gonna find you!
Nothin' gets past ol' Hawkeye Donny the Hawk-A-Corn.
Aaah!
Hey! Ohh! Aah! Ohh!
Hey! Ow! Ohh! Ooh!
Ow! Ooh! Nng!
Come on. Ooh! Aah! Ohh!
More?!
Eee!
Ohh! Aah!
Aaaah!
Oof! Huh?
Hi, ball!
What?
The mirror glowed with a ghostly energy.
A voice whispered from the void, "Donny... Donny..."
Wait! I gots to potty.
Seriously?
Okay. I'm done.
So, there I was, in front of the mirror.
It was calling to me.
This mirror clearly contains a powerful force!
I knew what I had to do.
Aah! Gaah!
Blp-blp-blp, blp-blp-blp-blp!
Nice one, Donny.
But if you think that's good, check this one out.
Gunh! Gaah!
Whoa!
Waah!
Huh?
Hi, there!
My name's Donny the unicorn.
At that moment,
I knew I was looking at beings of pure evil.
So I did what any brave soul would do.
Aaaaaaaaaah!
Get him!
And then that killer-corn thing was like, "Pew! Pew! Pew!"
And I was like, "Aah! Aah! Aah!"
And you were like, "Well, I don't know,"
and then, "Brrrnnn," and we're here!
Oh, Donny, you did the brave thing...
by running away like a coward.
Seems like a trend with you.
We'll find a way to fix this.
And kick some butt in the process.
Donny, as I speak,
my master is destroying your home world
of Unicorn Land.
Surrender now...
and I shall annihilate you quickly.
Hey, guys, how about we check out the cool bowling alley
over in Citiesville?!
That's far, right? And away we go!
Not this time, Wimpicorn!
Let's show that ro-butt
how we do things on this side of the rainbow.
Don't worry, Don-Bon. We got this.
And I'll get the snacks!
♪
Yeah! Go, Powerpuff Girls!
That's what I call three strikes, you turkey.
Nice.
I cannot be stopped.
Oh, please. Spare me.
Wow! Wow!
Great job, you guys!
Oomf!
Now let's bowl our troubles away!
Donny, he said his master
is going to destroy Unicorn Land.
We got to help them!
Eh, I'm sure they'll be fine.
They got all that magic and stuff.
I don't know, dude.
Sounds pretty serious.
What's serious is how seriously funny this face is!
Glb-glb-glb-glb-glb!
Okay, that was pretty funny.
The time for joking is over.
Could you girls handle this?
I'm-a take a quick nap.
Not cool, you walking night light!
Um, Donny?
You should probably hide.
Got it.
Okay, Donny, no need to panic.
Buttercup can totally handle those things all by herself.
Hasta la pasta, Donny.
No one hurts my best friend!
Hi, Donny.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Unh!
Bubbles!
Nooooooooooo!
Your friend is very noble but very much a dum-dum.
You are the only thing standing in the way of my master's plan.
Prepare to be annihilated!
Aww, come on, dude.
Let's make a deal!
How about, um...?
How about...
you leave us alone for this cool game token?
Or how about this bubble bath?
Or this red car missing its wheels,
presumably on purpose.
How about a pot holder?
Or stock model mug? Or this used tissue?
Or... or... or, um...
Adios, Donny.
Or... Or this second-place macaroni trophy?!
♪
He is...
the chosen...
one...
Whoa!
He was a robot the whole time!
Donny, what... what happened?
Did you destroy the big baddie?
Yes? No?
Did you want me to?
Guys, we can celebrate later, after we save Unicorn Land.
Psh, yeah.
W-We can't go to Unicorn Land.
Four more of those things came out of that mirror!
Don't you remember my excellent story?
But Don-Bon,
what about your friends and your family?
My family?
We got to go.
Plus, I left my lunch on the counter!
And it's string-cheese day!
Looks like the Powerpuff Girls are going to...
Unicorn Land!
So... how do we get there?
I'll teleport us to the bowling alley in Unicorn City!
Hang on!
Whoo!
We can totally get a game in before we have to...
save Unicorn Land?
You know, there's something different here,
but I can't really put my hoof on it.
You think?
Freeze!
Man, this is just not my day.
Don't move!
Oh, no! This is it!
I never got to warn my mother
that Unicorn Land is under attack!
Don't worry, Donny.
She already knows.
Hiya, Donny! Pbht!
M-Mom? Axel? Gretel?
We came to tell you Unicorn Land is under attack!
Yeah, Donny.
We know. Now hurry.
Let's get you to the U.A.C.B.R.H.Q.
before it's too late.
What's that stand for?
The Unicorn Coalition Alliance Brigade Rebel Headquarters.
Oh, my gosh! It's so cute! Hurl.
Listen up, kids.
There's, like, some for-real important stuff
you need to know.
Gretel has prepared a visual presentation for us.
Pbht!
Donny, do you remember
the mirror you found earlier?
Yeah! I mean, kind of.
No.
That mirror is the infamous
Darkhorse Dark Magic Mirror of Darkness,
into which the Four Unicorns of the Apocalypse
were banished many years ago.
When Donny looked into it and made one of his funny faces,
it broke the spell and unleashed them
into the unicorn world to spread their evil.
And now their leader, Stanicorn,
is harvesting the magic from all the unicorns in Unicorn Land.
That's awful!
Once he absorbs enough unicorn magic,
he will be powerful enough to leave the unicorn world
and enslave other worlds, too...
Including yours, girls.
Man, Donny, you done goofed.
The only way to banish them
is by getting them back into that mirror.
But it's deep in the fortress being guarded 24/8.
"24/8"?
Yes. Unicorn weeks have eight days.
Today's a Spursday,
so it's obviously the best day to infiltrate their defense.
Donny, you must find the mirror and make the same funny face
to send the four unicorns back from whence they came.
Aw, why's it got to be me?
Because, Donny, you are...
the Chosen One!
What does that even mean?
I don't know! But it sounds really cool!
I wish I had more time to explain,
but we need to get you in that fortress now.
You'll need disguises.
We're unicorns!
This is my nightmare.
And for you, Donny...
A beard? Hey-o-o-o!
Don't worry, dudes.
I'll be with you the whole time.
Now follow me! Unh!
Gretel, how many times do I have to tell you
not to leave your jellybean collection on the floor?
Bluhah-ruh!
Well, looks like you're on your own, girls.
My magic can only get you to the outside of the castle.
You'll have to find your own way in.
Wait. What?
There's the fortress.
We just need to get past the guards.
Get down!
♪ We are guards ♪
♪ This is a guard song ♪
♪ We are guards ♪
Okay, guys, follow my lead.
♪ Guards, guards, guards, guards ♪
Just play it cool
and act like you know what you're doing.
Got it! ♪ We're guards, too ♪
♪ We're guards, too ♪
♪ This is a guard song ♪
Psst! Do you guys know where the bathroom is?
Uh... yeah!
It's over there!
Hmm, actually, buddy, I'm pretty sure it's over there.
Um, excuse me, I've been working at this fortress for 50 years,
and I always go to the bathroom right over there!
Well, I've been working here for 51 years,
and I always do my bathrooms over there!
Guys!
This place has only been around for a few days!
Hey, she's right!
You don't work here at all!
Then neither do you!
Imposter! Imposter!
Oh, hey, guys!
Are we sure "the Chosen One" doesn't mean "biggest screw-up"?
I'm sorry, guys.
I was just really getting into my beardy character.
Ah-ta-ta-ta-ta!
Silence!
Allow us to formally introduce ourselves.
We are the Four Unicorns of the Apocalypse!
I am Joeicorn, and my sword-wielding skills
have conquered countless civilizations
throughout history.
I'm Petercorn, and my thrashing guitar skills
have demolished entire planets!
Oww!
I'm Tanyacorn, and I'm the girl one!
I am...
A short balding dude?
Aah! Hey!
Get a sense of humor, will you?
Humor?
I've never laughed at anything,
not once in my entire life!
Hmm!
Wow.
You must be a real blast at parties.
I'm going to especially enjoy
taking my time to destroy you four jerks
so... incredibly... hard.
Attention all Dark Unicorns of the Apocalypse...
We are now serving tonight's dinner of shepherd's pie,
followed by brownies a la mode.
That is all.
Oh, yum! Shepherd's pie!
I'll deal with you fools later.
Can't conquer the world on an empty tummy.
Uh, aah!
We're gonna get zapped into mush,
and everything is hopeless because I'm a dum-dum!
And we're trapped in here forever!
Hey! How'd you you do that?
Uh, supersonic punch, stone walls...
You do the math.
Cool! Come on!
Let's go take down Stanicorn!
Right behind you, girls!
Soon enough, I'll be at full power,
and I'll be unstoppable!
Frolic! Yeah, frolic!
Frolic! Frolic! Frolic!
Enough with the laughing and frolicking!
Sorry, Boss. Sorry, Boss. Sorry, Boss.
As I was saying, I'll be un...
Stop!
I won't let you destroy Unicorn Land!
It's where I keep all my stuff!
Unicorns of the Apocalypse, destroy them!
Donny, we'll take care of the unicorns.
You get to the mirror. Okay!
Wait. Who does what again?
Snack on these
♪ Sweet riffs ♪
I'm gonna turn it up to 11!
Ha!
How about absolute zero?
What the...?
Oh, no! My baby!
Almost there!
You don't look so tough, little girl.
Oh, yeah?
How about now, pony boy?
You think that's impressive?
Let's dance.
Let's get this over with.
That was my only horn, you... sicko!
Aah! Cramp, cramp! Cramp, cramp!
Aaaah! Aaaah!
Aah! Aah!
Aww, you're so cute!
No, you're so cute!
No, you! You!
Bubbles! Oh. Sorry.
How's my hair?
Good job, girls! Where's Donny?
Whoo! High score!
Donny! Donny! Donny!
Oh, right, the mirror.
Go, Donny, go! Go, Donny, go! Go, Donny, go!
I did it! I got to the mirror!
Make the face already! Make the face already! Make the face already!
It's too late!
Aaah!
It's all over.
♪
What? Oh, no.
Donny! Donny! Donny!
What?
The reign of Stanicorn has finally begun.
I'm unstoppable!
Donn-y-y-y-y!
What?
Girls?!
Oh, no!
I can't do this!
I failed everyone!
Donny...
Mom? Yes, Donny.
We're using our bubblegum communicators
from the U.A.C.B.R.H.Q.
Pbht!
Donny, don't be scared.
You're the... Chosen One.
You never even told me what that means!
What's the most special thing about you, Donny?
That I'm terrible at everything?
No, Donny.
That you bring joy to all those around you.
You bring happiness and laughter
to even the most humorless of creatures.
You must save the world, Donny.
You're the only one who can.
How do I do that?
Oh, that's easy.
The trick is to... Mom!
Now there's no one to protect you!
Uh-oh!
I'm so going to enjoy
stealing your unicorn magic.
I don't need my magic to defeat you!
I'm the Chosen One!
Don't make me laugh!
That's exactly what I'm gonna do!
Check out my funniest face eve-r-r-r-r-r!
The... The face!
It's too funny!
Aah!
For demonstrating extreme bravery in the face of evil,
it is with great pride that I bestow upon you
the highest honor in all of Unicorn land...
These prestigious bejeweled trucker hats.
I'm so proud of you, Donny.
Aww, that is so sweet.
I can't believe Stanicorn wanted to destroy these guys.
Our new leader is so much smarter and cooler!
Pb-bht!
Yes, ma'am! Yes, ma'am! Yes, ma'am!
Okay, guys, say cheese!
Mom! Check it out!
I'll show you the face I made earlier!
Donny, no! Donny, no! Donny, no!